1. If you want to get married find a guy that's almost 40. And rich.
2. Dont get a DUI. The judge will treat you like a criminal. (hmm go figure)
3. Marry someone rich. You'll regret it if you don't.
4. Checkers brother is a bad guy.
5. There is a cute blonde cop around here somewhere.
6. Really though, marry rich.
Thanks, lady. What would I possibly have done without you? Married a homeless guys?! Probably.