Sunday, August 27, 2006
This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship...
Dear beautiful little Chloe bootie,
I heard a lot of the other kids making fun of you on the playground. They say you look like grandma shoes or that you're from the 1800's or something. Don't listen to them! They are just jealous. Your exquisite leather, those buckles, the covered platform, the perfect proportions... You know none of the other girls like the prettiest one; it's always like that. I will be your friend, though. I will let you outshine my sparkling personality if you will let me wear you. It could be a beautiful relationship. You and me against the world. We could do no wrong together, you and I.
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